"Such A Stuff Like This"

Today's Are They For Real Comment is from my Loans Blog. It was on a post titled, "Should I Finance My Car With A Home Equity Loan?" For all my hard work breaking down the pros and cons of the subject, I received the following thoughtful feedback:

I have to show my thanks to this writer just for bailing me out of such a crisis. Just after searching throughout the world wide web and coming across views which are not beneficial, I believed my entire life was done. Living devoid of the solutions to the issues you’ve solved as a result of your good review is a critical case, and ones which could have in a negative way affected my career if I had not noticed the blog. Your personal know-how and kindness in taking care of a lot of things was crucial. I am not sure what I would have done if I hadn’t encountered such a stuff like this. It’s possible to at this moment relish my future. Thanks for your time so much for your high quality and results-oriented guide. I will not hesitate to endorse the blog to anyone who would need guidelines about this subject.

Where to begin with this one? It almost sounds like a real comment with glowing feedback until you really read it. My favorite phrase is where they say they hadn't encountered such a stuff. Apparently I'm a real life saver!

I also love that they are so excited about my information and they won't hesitate to endorse my blog to anyone in need on the subject. Not to someone interested in an auto loan, a loan, or a home equity loan. Some one interested in the subject. Cut and paste much? lol. 

Persistently Quickly

Today's Are They For Real Comment comes from my worm blog. It was on a post about the scientific names for earthworms. After explaining the class, phylum, etc to which earthworms belong, I received the following feedback:

Attractive portion of content. I just stumbled upon your weblog and in accession capital to claim that I get actually loved account your blog posts. Any way I will be subscribing for your feeds and even I achievement you access persistently quickly.

This little gems looks like it's spun content. Basically a piece of software which will take an original paragraph and spin it around replacing with synonyms to look like original content. I tend to think the ones that you can tell someone actually wrote and thought made good sense to be funnier. However, knowing that this person was able to achieve access persistently quickly is going to crack me up for a while :)

Right Book, Wrong Chapter

Today's Are They For Real Comment comes from my worm blog. That's right a worm blog that talks about home earthworm recycling. The specific post was about red wiggler facts (red wigglers are a specific breed of earthworm). I received this comment:

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Wrong worm buddy! :p

Today's Are They For Real Comment comes from my loans blog. It's a blog about loans for the person that finds them saying to themselves, "I need a loan". The specific post  was about commercial construction loans. This is the comment I got for feedback:

At this moment I am ready to do my breakfast, afterward having my breakfast coming over again to read additional ...

Short and sweet. Gotta love that. Sounds like this pour soul is more hungry then he is worried about getting a loan, lol. 

My Girl Gaga!

Today's Are They For Real Comment is a doosie! It comes from my loans blog which mainly talks about mortgages, auto loans, and online personal loans. This specific post was dealing with the topic of Loans for the Unemployed and I received this gem for feedback:


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lot more smartly-favored thjan you may be right now. You are so intelligent.
You know thus considerably in relation to this matter, produced me individually conswider it from
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is one thing to do with Girl gaga! Your individual stuffs excellent.

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At first I really thought this commenter was onto something. I am indeed really intelligent! And in general I hope that I am ALWAYS smartyly-favored, now matter how many angles you look at it from!

But then they lost me when they started talking about Girl Gaga. At my stuff is excellent. 

Stay tuned as I'll likely soon start selling bumper stickers here on this site...first one up..."All the time deal with it up!"

Well said spammy commenter. Well said!

You Did What With Your Nostril?

Today's Are They For Real Comment comes from my worm composting blog again. Earthworm recycling seems to be a topic that really brings in the weirdos when it comes to spammy comments. This blog post was specifically talking about fishing earthworms, to which I received this:

He thoughted of this”intergalactic battleship” continuously for two years, ground trip to China, that madly the condition still comes clearly to view.He suddenly humed 1 from the nostril.

Say what?

What exactly is got humed from this guys nose? I'm guess that maybe this is some kind of quote from some science fiction book. At least I was thinking this until the last sentence about snot rockets! 

What's Taking Place, Man?!

Today's Are They For Real Comment comes from my wife's blog, Colorushealthy.com. It's a healthy living blog which talks about exercise, specifically running, and healthy eating. The comment was in response to a blog post titled:  Healthy Recipes for Bad Mamajamas. The post is talking about specific recipes for folks that follow her site and are recognized as Bad Mamajamas. To this topic she received the following comment:

What's Taking place i'm new to this, I stumbled upon this I have discovered
It absolutely useful and it has aided me out loads.
I hope to give a contribution & help other customers like its
helped me. Good job.

The part that really made me laugh is the opening. "What's Taking Place" I'm assuming that is a question. I pictured it asked by only the absolute nerdiest kid in school. Hey man, What's Taking Place? lol. 

Also that this specific content has aided them out loads! I guess there are a million funny lines I could write about that, but I'll allow you to fill in the blank here ;) I'll also ask that this spammer keep his loads to himself in the future :)

Muscle Car?

I really like today's Are They For Real Comment because it is all over the map on it's own, let alone that it has nothing to do with the content of the blog post. This one comes from a blog I run about personal loans, mortgages, and financial info. It is a comment on a post titled "Cheap Unsecured Loans". And here is the gem:

If somebody wants to try out their Car Loans. Many who are trying to lose those extra
pounds. During the rest period, your muscles are actually repairing the slight tearing in their fibers I was talking about earlier.

I had such high hopes when I read the first sentence. I mean at least it was talking about loans which is the topic of the blog. But then it went down hill quickly from there. I'm not sure how they got from car loans to losing those extra pounds, to rebuilding muscle so fast? Maybe they are driving a muscle car? Either way they have me whiplash with the fast topic changes!

Don't forget if you run a blog (or any site) which gets funny spammy comments, send the over. Just let me know the blog address, the topic of the blog post, and the exact comment. I'll post it here with a link to your blog.

Short and Sweet

Today's Are They for Real Comment comes again from my organic worm composting blog. I've had this blog for quite some time, so I guess it attracts lots of spam. Thank god for a good spam blocker!

So this comment came on a blog post about the scientific name for earthworms:

"I take up for good people regardless of whatever."

Well thanks for the great feedback! Thanks for much for taking me up! I'll keep up the good work, regardless of whatever!!!!

Ahead Of It's Time

Today's Are They For Real Comment really made me laugh. It's just one of those that is so far out there that you have to laugh to keep from crying.

It is a comment on post Titled: "The Scientific Name of Earthworms" from my composting worms blog. After discussing what the scientific name of earthworms is, I received the following comment:

Jimi’s ” Burning of the Midnight Lamp. A very strange wah-wah effect. Ahead of it’s time.

WTF?! lol

How did we get from A to B? I'm assuming they are talking about Jimmy Hendrix, and how the wah-wah effect he used was ahead of it's time? Can't say that I would disagree, I'm just not sure if the proper place for this debate is nestled into the comments about what Scientists chose to refer to my  fishing bait?!