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Today's Are They For Real Comment comes from my loans blog. It was on a post about mortgage interest rates being on the rise. I received the following feedback:

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Geeze! Thanks for the compliment but the last time someone asked me to email them so they could touch me, it didn't end so well!

Well That's Just Rude!

Today's Are They For Real Comment was submitted from a reader who runs a blog at www.colorushealthy.com. It was on a post titled Albany Last Run 5K 2013. It was a post talking about a Christmas 5K run in the Albany, NY area. She received the following feedback:

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Wow now I've seem many different angles to get a spam comment posted but this is the first time I've seen someone be quite this rude. At first read you might even think that, while rude, they are just giving their honest opinion. However if you go to the post where they made this comment you'll realize there isn't even a video! LOL

Commas Are Important

Today's Are They For Real Comment comes from my worm blog. It was on a post titled, "The Scientific Name for Earthworms". Here is the comment:

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Now upon the first read I was thinking this is a guy trying to sell NFL apparel geared toward women. But, like all bloggers, I get a ton of spam. With all my experience I know that many of these spammy comments are written by folks whose first language is not English. As you can imagine, things like spelling and punctuation are not skills that are these folks could brag about at the dinner table.

With that said I'm wondering if instead of just NFL apparel, maybe this guy is really selling from a couple niches, if he meant for the punctuation to look more like this...

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Well now it's really a whole new ball game! They still don't get their spammy comment approved on my site, but I did get a nice laugh.

PS - Keep your gift our of my can!

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Today's Are They For Real Comment comes from my personal loans blog. It was on a post titled "What is a Loan?" Someone named Vikings Jerseys had this to say:

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 Wow isn't that the most general template for blog post spam I've ever seen! I'm trying to figure out if his spammy template includes the "Great post Matt" or if he really thinks my name is Matt? Either way I got a kick out of this one!

Selling Furs

Today's Are They For Real Comment comes from my worm blog. It was on a post titled "Snap Crackle Pop - Red Wigglers". It was a post talking about the noise that I could hear coming from my worm bin. I received the following feedback:

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I'm just wondering if by chance this commenter might be trying to sell furs? lol. Looks like they might need to work on their spam template a bit. lol!

Don't forget if you have a blog and get funny spammy comments email them to me. Give me the title and brief description of the site/post the comment came from as well as the comment itself. If its funny I'll post it as an Are They For Real Comment with a link to your site.

Relevance

Today's Are They For Real Comment again come from my loans blog. It was from a blog post where I was talking about the top 3 ways to raise your credit score so you can get a personal loan. I received this for feedback:

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I think it's great the gusto with which they describe relevance! I totally agree my post was indeed relevant, however I really strive for a bit more then just being relevant. Many Thanks Indeed!

Somewhat on Topic?

Oh man, today's Are They for Real Comment is great. It is a comment from my worm blog from a post titled, "Vacuum Bag in Bin". It is a post about whether or not it's a good idea to put the contents of your vacuum cleaner bag into your worm bin. I got this comment in response:

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I got a kick out of them saying that what he's talking about happens during sex-related arousal. Is there another kind of arousal? LOL.

At first I thought this comment was just completely off topic. But then I got thinking...my vacuum cleaner sucks...and...well you get the picture.